What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 11:59

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
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-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.